There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I have fence marks all over my body
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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