no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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