How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The power of my boobs compel you
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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