Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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