We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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