I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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