if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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