hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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