all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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