Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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