Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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