I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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