She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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