ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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