I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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