Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
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She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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