And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
wow bdsm is so cute
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