i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
