I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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