yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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