I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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