she was so not down for the gang bang
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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