she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
