she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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