well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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