I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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