He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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