is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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