Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
3pm strippers are depressing
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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