I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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