Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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