my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
its not stalking. its research.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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