also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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