I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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