if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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