You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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