it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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