Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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