I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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