Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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