You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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