I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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