Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
she looked like the before picture.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I touched a dick in church today
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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