he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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