nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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