My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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