omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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