The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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