sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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