It's Friday. Sex?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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