It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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