Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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