How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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