I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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