Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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