Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
ttyl tear gas
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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